This is from a Pampers leaflet I got through the post this morning and I though it was too cute not to share... Happy reading !
A mother's dictionary:
The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster
The inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate your pureed carrots
What you call your child when you're angry with him
How we want our children to be (as long as they do everything we say)
What you should keep to a minimum so as to not upset your children
Able to whine in words